The Chicken Heart That Ate Up New York City

by on Oct.07, 2011, under Syndicated from the Web

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Fat Albert and the gang have left their inner city junkyard to spend two weeks in the fresh forest air of Camp Green Lane. On their first night, sitting around the campfire, Bill tells the scary story of The Chicken Heart That Ate Up New York City.

(thump-thump… thump-thump…)
“The chicken heart was kept alive in a vat, in a laboratory, in a special solution.”
(thump-thump… thump-thump…)

“One day a careless janitor knocked the vat over.”
(thump-thump… thump-thump…)

“The janitor went to get a rag to clean it up. The chicken heart grew six foot five inches!”
(thump-thump… thump-thump…)

“He went out in search of things to eat. It went out the hallway and rang for the elevator.”
(thump-thump… thump-thump…)

“It ate up all of the cabs.”
(thump-thump… thump-thump…)

“Ate up the jersey turnpike.”
(thump-thump… thump-thump…)

“It’s coming through the woods—he’s right behind you! Ahhhhh!!!”
(thump-thump… thump-thump…)

This telling of the Chicken Heart story appears in the October 1972 episode of Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids, “Fish Out of Water”. If the whole thing seems more silly than scary, that’s because this is a story that is meant to be heard, not seen. It’s based on a sketch from Bill Cosby‘s 1966 album Wonderfulness.

But the Chicken Heart story doesn’t originate here. Rather, that sketch is the humorous telling of how Cosby first heard the story, as a frightened 7-year old, on the late night radio program Lights Out.

Lights Out was the brainchild of playwright turned radio personality (and eventually film director) Arch Oboler. The show first aired in 1934, but was rebroadcast in reruns as late as the early 1960s. The stories were unique and scary enough to warrant several pages of coverage in Stephen King‘s non-fiction survey of the horror genre, Danse Macabre. The Chicken Heart story, according to King, exploits “the mind’s innate obedience, its willingness to try to see whatever someone suggests it see, no matter how absurd” to force your imagination to confront the impossible, grotesque, hungry heart that eventually expands to cover the entire Earth. (thump… thump…)

Some of Oboler’s Lights Out material wound up on a 1962 album Drop Dead (available as an Amazon download here).

You won’t find the usual ghosts, vampires or werewolves here. Aside from the Chicken Heart story (played straight, with tongue nowhere near cheek), you also get Taking Papa Home, in which an elderly couple, driving home from a retirement party, finds their car stuck on the train tracks, the wife desperately trying to remove her husband, drunk from celebrating, as the train barrels toward them.

In A Day at the Dentist’s, a patient realizes too late that the dentist about to apply sharp tools to his pearly whites is the husband of the woman he’s been having an affair with.

If you aren’t already squirming in your chair, try listening to The Dark, about a mysterious black fog, seeping from behind an attic door, that turns anyone it touches inside out–without immediately killing them!

“It’s a man! But the skin is the inside, the raw flesh is the outside. Organs hanging… A man turned inside out, the way a glove is turned inside out.”

The Dark may have inspired the final gag of The Simpson’s Treehouse of Horror 5 (aka The Simpson’s Halloween Special V) in which a fog turns the Simpsons family inside out before they break out into song.

Buy the Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids featuring the episode “A Fish Out of Water” here.
Buy Bill Cosby‘s album Wonderfulness here.
Download Arch Oboler‘s album Drop Dead here.
Buy Stephen King‘s Danse Macabre here.
Buy The Simpsons Season 6 (featuring Treehouse of Horror V) here.

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